Speaking of running, I have successfully completed day one of low/no-carb crash diet. To help I spent 24 euros on chicken and various veggies. I was so hungry by the time I got to the family's house that I went all Atkins on 3 pieces of sausage, 1 of which was legit sausage left over from a few nights ago with red beans when I was alone and no one was looking, but 2 of which were pretty much hot dogs. I don't know how they act all pretentious about American food when they literally boiled some hot dogs/"sausages", dropped them on the plate and called it dinner. But whatever, it's not carbs, and I pretty much ate 2 eggs and 2 chicken cold cuts the whole day before that so I deserved it.
Of course, The Girl was allowed to bring her toys and play at the dinner table, and then The Mom said "eat first, play after you eat" and actually expected it to work. Like, hello lady, have you met your child? Or heard me saying the exact same thing to her so often she doesn't even hear it anymore? Or have you just zoned out of your life completely? Not that I blame her. I was a little more irritable than normal over dinner tonight. Maybe it's the low-carb effect on my brain levels of serotonin. Or maybe it was getting Littlest Pet Shop toys all up in my salad and listening to her whining when her mom got annoyed and having to pass over the potato salad with corn in it that smelled SO good. But I did. Props to me. And the boy wasn't there at all. So all in all, not a bad day.
Contemplating another cold shower. In fact I'm contemplating just sleeping in the shower while the water runs over me all night. Sounds heavenly.